“They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.”

“Why waste time learning when ignorance is instantaneous.---Hobbes”

“Calvin: Dad where do babies come from?Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.Calvin: I came from Sears?Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart - almost as good and a lot cheaper!”

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”

“I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.”

“Scientific Progress goes boink?”

“There is a time and a place for everything. The key is being in the right place at the right time.”