“A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.”

“I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.”

“Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.”

“A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.”

“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”

“You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different.”

“I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.”