“BE CAREFUL, OR BE ROADKILL!”

“Careful. We don't want to learn from this.”

“You can present the material, but you can't make me care.”

“Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!""If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.”

“Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.”

“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery -- it recharges by running.”

“It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.”