“CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.”

“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”

“Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money.”

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.”

“It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.”

“Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.”

“Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.”