“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”
“Don't know why you... say good-bye. I say... hello.”
“Hello, IT... Have you tried turning it off and on again?... OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing?... Yeah, you need to turn it on.... Err, the button turns it on.... Yeah, you do know how a button works, don't you?... No, not on clothes... I'm sorry, are you from the past?”
“When someone stops saying hello, I don't see that there's any need to say good-bye.”
“Just wanted to let you know hat the i of my heart says hello to the you of yours .”
“It's always easier to say good-bye when you know it's just a prelude to hello.”