“Don't look into car headlights and freeze, because you'll either get run over or shot!”

“Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery -- it recharges by running.”

“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN”

“[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It's me, Calvin! I was wondering if you'd like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy, I don't think you've ever invited me to... Calvin's Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin's Mom: You're contagious! You can't have anyone over to play! Calvin: Shhhh! Shhhh! You'll spoil the whole thing! I was going to trick Susie into catching... HEY! OW! LET GO! Susie: [Hanging up the phone] Any chance of getting transferred, Dad?”

“Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!”

“HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.”

“Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other...”