“Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?”
“Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.”
“Now what state do you live in?''Denial.”
“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”
“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”
“People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.”