“HOBBES:All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.”

“It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.”

“I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal.”

“I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.”

“In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.”

“From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.”

“Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.”