“Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.”
“Good friends are hard to come by.. I need more money.”
“It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.”
“Girls are like slugs—they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.”
“You know, maybe we don't need enemies.""Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.”
“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”