“I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin”
“One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny.”
“Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time.”
“I should like to knock their silly heads together. What is the sense of laughing all the time? They are not saying anything funny.”
“Time is funny lately, nothing to do with clocks.”
“Life is strange and funny with many winding roads ahead...but the roads of greed and hypocrisy will lead to a person's downfall each and every time.”