“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. ”

“I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.”

“Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard of America, and he dreams of living in this land of freedom and opportunity! Someday, I'd like to meet that little boy...and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!!Calvin's Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid lima beans.”

“Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!""If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.”

“Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other...”

“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.”

“We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled. ”