“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”

“If you can't win by reason, go for volume.”

“You can present the material, but you can't make me care.”

“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”

“I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”

“You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.”

“Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.”