“If you can't win by reason, go for volume.”

“Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh! What a stupid game! You must have cheated! You must have used some sneaky, underhanded mindmeld to make me lose! I hate you! I didn't want to play this idiotic game in the first place! I knew you'd cheat! I knew you'd win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming "Aaaaaaaaaaaa", then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it's just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!”

“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”

“Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.”

“You can present the material, but you can't make me care.”

“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”

“You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.”