“If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.”

“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!”

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”

“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

“HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.”

“Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.”

“Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!”