“I've nearly started!”

“I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.”

“Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.”

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am....I've got more brains than I know what to do with.Hobbes: So I've noticed.”

“I've been thinking Hobbes""On a weekend?""Well, it wasn't on purpose”

“For no reason I can think of, I've wandered far astray. And that is how I got to where I find myself today.”