“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”

“CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.”

“I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.”

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.”

“People pay more attention when they think you’re up to something.”

“Hobbes: What are you doing?Calvin: Being "cool."Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored.Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool.Hobbes: Look, I brought a sombrero! Now we can both be "cool."Calvin: A sombrero?! Are you crazy?! Cool people don't wear sombreros! Hobbes: What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”

“Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination.-Calvin”