“Reading goes faster if you don't sweat comprehension.”

“Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers! Calvin: I just don't test well.”

“I'm a man of few words.""If you read more, you might have a larger vocabulary.”

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”

“HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.”

“If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.”

“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”