“Virtual reality has nothing on Calvin.”
“I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.”
“It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.”
“I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track. ”
“Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.”
“Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.”