“So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!”

“I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.”

“This tiger is sprawledSo still and so flat,A question arisesWhen glancing thereat.Is he asleep? to bePerfectly frank,He looks more as ifHe was creamed by a tank!”

“You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.”

“There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.”

“Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.”

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”