“That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.”

“Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.”

“The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse”

“People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.”

“Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh... once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is. You realize that nature is ruthless and our existence is very fragile, temporary, and precious. But to go on with your daily affairs, you can't really think about that...which is probably why everyone takes the world for granted and why we act so thoughtlessly. It's very confusing. I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up. Hobbes: No doubt.”

“As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.”

“Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.”