“The world isn't fair, Calvin.""I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?”

“I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?”

“He asked what was wrong. "It's just that why would you have one for him and not one for my dad?" "What do you mean!" "It isn't fair." "What isn't fair!" "My dad was good. Mohammed Atta was evil." "So!" "So my dad deserves to be in there." "What makes you think it's good to be in here!" "Because it means you're biographically significant." "And why is that good!" "I want to be significant." "Nine out of ten significant people have to do with money or war!”

“Life isn't fair. Why should death be any different?”

“Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different.”

“I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed to sign themselves as Dad unless they are your dad. It should be the law.”