“There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.”
“Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.”
“Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.”
“No sport is less organized than Calvinball.”
“How come we play war and not peace?""Too few role models.”
“You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.”
“So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!”