“Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend”

“That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.”

“You know, maybe we don't need enemies.""Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.”

“Calvin: Trick or Treat!Adult: Where's your costume? What are you supposed to be?Calvin: I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!...Boy, am I scary or what?”

“Even when you look for it, you're never prepared for it.”

“Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.”

“Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other...”