“Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.”

“There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.”

“This tiger is sprawledSo still and so flat,A question arisesWhen glancing thereat.Is he asleep? to bePerfectly frank,He looks more as ifHe was creamed by a tank!”

“You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.”

“So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!”

“S...For Stupendous!T...For Tiger, ferocity of!U...For Underwear, Red!P...For Power, Incredible!E...For excellent physique!N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that...D...For Determination!U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it "I"??”

“Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am....I've got more brains than I know what to do with.Hobbes: So I've noticed.”