“Verbing weirds language.”
“First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.”
“It is a notably obscene crime of our language that educate is not an intransitive verb.”
“Nouns and verbs are the guts of the language. Beware of covering up with adjectives and adverbs.”
“There’s a language, I think it’s called Mescalero, in which verbs don’t change tenses. There’s no future or past tense in that language. I was thinking… if we could learn that language, we could live longer…”
“Mr. Black started singing a song in some weird language, which I guess was Philippinish.”