“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”

“I've been thinking Hobbes""On a weekend?""Well, it wasn't on purpose”

“If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.”

“Dad: Honey, have you seen my glasses? I can"t find them.Mom: I haven't seen them.Calvin: (with glasses, to Dad) Calvin, go do something you hate! Being miserable builds character!”

“From now on, I'm not doing anything I don't want to do! The world owes me happiness, fulfillment and success.... I'm just here to cash in.”

“Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.”

“S...For Stupendous!T...For Tiger, ferocity of!U...For Underwear, Red!P...For Power, Incredible!E...For excellent physique!N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that...D...For Determination!U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it "I"??”