“What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”

“Hobbes: What are you doing?Calvin: Being "cool."Hobbes: You look more like you're being bored.Calvin: The world bores you when you're cool.Hobbes: Look, I brought a sombrero! Now we can both be "cool."Calvin: A sombrero?! Are you crazy?! Cool people don't wear sombreros! Hobbes: What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?”

“You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.”

“Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.”

“What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?”

“If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.”

“Calvin: Know what I pray for?Hobbes: What?Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.”