“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.”

“What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?”

“If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on.”

“If you don't start playing by my rules, you'll be lucky to be licking stamps in some lowly, legal aid office.”

“We're standing on the deck that's all wooden like the deck of a ship. There's fuzz on it, little bundles. Grandma says it's some kind of pollen from a tree."Which one?" I'm staring up at all the differents."Can't help you there, I'm afraid."In Room we knowed what everything was called but in the world there's so much, persons don't even know the names.”

“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I'm looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.”