“You know what's the rage this year? ...Hats.”

“You know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon...everything's different.”

“Calvin: Know what I pray for?Hobbes: What?Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference.”

“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!”

“I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.”

“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”

“Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?”