“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”
“Age is not important unless you're a cheese.”
“Age doesn't matter, unless you're cheese.”
“Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese”
“Life isn’t so bad. I’m not fat (unless you’re Gandhi), I’m not short (unless you’re Goliath), and I’m not ugly (unless you’re James Dean).”
“Men got better with age, like wine. Women, on the other hand, were like cheese- aged was good to a degree, then came the mold and the inevitable casting aside.”