“Life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time, and you'll have the time of your life!”

“Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.”

“The worst thing you can do as a writer is waste people's time.”

“Time = Life, Therefore, waste your time and waste of your life, or master your time and master your life.”

“Time equals life; therefore, waste your time and waste of your life, or master your time and master your life.”

“All anyone really needs to know about barbed wire is that it can tear the arse out of your trousers, give a cow a good fright, entangle a Yorkshire terrier for life, and is nasty stuff made by greedy men.”

“Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.”