“That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.”

“Consider the rose...The rose is the sweetest smelling flower of all, and it's the most beautiful because it's the most simple, right? But sometimes, you got to clip the rose. You got to cut the rose back, so something sweeter smelling and stronger, and even more beautiful, will grow in its place”

“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place”

“Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.”

“It's more important to look good than to feel good.Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live”

“What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love! I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart”

“You’re a big boy now; you’ll never let her go, but that’s just the kind of thing she ought to know. Tell her about it. Tell her everything you feel. Giver her every reason to accept that you’re for real.”