“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place”

“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place”

“Consider the rose...The rose is the sweetest smelling flower of all, and it's the most beautiful because it's the most simple, right? But sometimes, you got to clip the rose. You got to cut the rose back, so something sweeter smelling and stronger, and even more beautiful, will grow in its place”

“That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.”

“Nothing can take the sting off the world's economic problems like watching millionaires present each other golden statues.”

“It's more important to look good than to feel good.Billy Crystal on Saturday Night Live”

“Women need a reason to have sex; men need only a place.”