“I'm in a win-win playoff. " Response of a Christian dying of cancer at thirty on the prospect of miraculous healing.”
“Life would be better if the Leafs would make the playoffs. Life would be perfect if they’d win the Stanley Cup.”
“Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose.""I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.”
“I'm winning a date with you. Granted, it's the frigging lamest date on earth, but I'm winning it anyway.”
“Into the sky to win or die.”
“You don't win wars by dying for your country you win wars by making the other son of a bitch die for his”