“There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.”
“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”
“I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.”
“Chocolate's better than sex any day.”
“Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.”
“Love will get you through times of no sex better than sex will get you through times of no love.”