“There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.”
“There are only three kinds of kisses in this world: secret ones that nobody sees, the fake ones that everybody sees, and the real ones that only two people see. This one was one of those and I'll be damned, but it rocked my friggin' world.”
“(Rigg) had often complained that all these languages were useless, and Father had only said, "A man who speaks but one language understands none.”
“...two different kinds of Japanese psychotherapies, one based on getting people to stop using feelings as an excuse for their actions and the other based on getting people to practice gratitude.”
“There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.”
“I only know two kinds of audiences - one coughing, and one not coughing.”