“Svava: "Rule number one: Never make a fool of yourself."Riis: "Rule number two: Never be a burden to any one."Svava: "Rule number three: Always be in the fashion.”

“Bendita a primavera da vida, breve,Cujo sopro tudo atravessa!A forma desapareceEnquanto o ser parar vida desperta.Gerações se sucedemNo esforço de evoluir;Espécie produz espécie,Em tempos que não têm fim;Mundos inteiros se erguem e se declinam!Mergulha nos encantos da vida, ó flor,Na ourela da primavera;Louvando a vontade do Eterno,Aproveita tua curta existência.Acrescenta a ela, criativa,Também o teu óbolo;Breve e hesitante,Sopra o quanto agüentares,A tua parcela de vida ao dia eterno!”

“I thought I was having a heart attack. I couldn't breathe. I didn't know much, but I did know the rules about owning a dick. Rule number one: It should never bleed. Rule number two: There was no rule number two. IT SHOULD NEVER BLEED.”

“As much as I hated to admit it, Ami was right. Rule number two of lying is to make it as airtight as possible. Which just goes back to rule number one: never get caught.”

“There are 2 rules in life:Number 1- Never quitNumber2- Never forget rule number 1.”

“Rule number one: never assume your mate spends all her time in the kitchen.”

“Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians.”