“Don't always refuse to go shopping with your wife. Of course it's a nuisance, but sometimes she honestly wants your advice, and you ought to be pleased to give it.”
“Like those dreaded dinner party words 'Longtime Companion' or "Partner.' Sometimes I just want to scream, 'is she your wife or is she your mistress? Please clarify the nature of your bloody relationship!”
“In giving advice seek to help, not to please, your friend.”
“A piece of advice: if you want to remain in control of a doomsday cult, don't give a date for the end of the world unless you're really, really sure it's going to happen. Being wrong tends to undermine your authority.”
“Please don't worry. I will always come for you. I won't let you go until you understand that.""Then I refuse to understand," she said.”
“Word of advice - don't let your father choose your wife. Choose your own. You have to live with her. Your father doesn't.”