“best friends just don't leave your side”

“Don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head”

“I'm probably the sexiest and best in bed. Even if I'm by myself in bed.”

“If at first you don't succeed, pay someone to do it.”

“ Take off your pants and Jacket ”

“I never thought I'd die alone. Another six months I'll be unknown. Give all my things to all my friends. You'll never set foot in my room again. You'll close it off, board it up. Remember the time that I spilled the cup of apple juice in the hall? Please tell mom this is not her fault.”

“This sick strange darkness comes creeping on so haunting everytimeAnd as I stared I counted the webs from all the spiderscatching things and eating their insidesLike indecision to call youAnd hear your voice of treasonWill you come home and stop this pain tonightstop this pain tonight”