“You look like you bin whupped with a ugly stick.”

“you're so ugly, your momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you”

“I opened the door for a lot of people and they left me holdin' the knob”

“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing”

“When God created us, did he actually intend to make us so ugly?”

“If you do not like people, you will not take the time to get to know them, and if you don't get to know them, you will have no idea what scares them, what inspires them, what motivates them.”

“The one surefire way to get me not to hire you is to send me your resume, especially if you've already got a good job. I won't be interested, because in a couple years, you'll be doing the same thing to me that you're doing to your current boss: looking for a better deal.”