“Well, runhh it all to harr,” Rafe grumbled. “Why does bein’ the nice guys always cause us so much trouble?”
“Marriages are made in heaven which is why they cause so much trouble on earth.”
“Well, I never seen one guy take so much trouble for another guy. I just like to know what your interest is.”
“Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.”
“Such a small thing to cause so much trouble.”
“Sometimes I am two people. Johnny is the nice one. Cash causes all the trouble. They fight.”