“I didn't come out of a cereal box. ”
“How awesome would that be? You open a box of Trix and wham! Out pops a hot guy! I would so eat more cereal.”
“I read trash. Empty cereal boxes, empty shampoo bottles, the bottoms of empty Kleenex boxes, and occasionally even a mystical self-help book.”
“Nice car. Wow, it must have been a huge cereal box.”
“I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.”
“How many boxs of Fruit Loops do you need to smash to be considered a cereal killer?”