“I almost died because of obesity. It make me cannot breath when sleep at night.”

“The path to obesity is paved with bacon and white bread; the way to skinny is built on apples and Ezekiel.”

“Then the nickel must have dropped when he realized I had pranked him as he groaned under his breath, "Bob!"Doug's been trying to get back at me for years. But he can't, because I'm a lawyer. You don't get into and through law school like I did without gaining a few street smarts.”

“Last night I danced with a stranger, but she just reminded me you were the one.”

“Environment affects me a great deal. A lot of the songs were written after the sun went down. And I like storms, I like to stay up during a storm. I get very meditative sometimes, and this one phrase was going through my head: `Work while the day lasts, because the night of death cometh when no man can work.' I don't recall where I heard it. I like preaching, I hear a lot of preaching, and I probably just heard it somewhere. Maybe it's in Psalms, it beats me. But it wouldn't let me go. I was, like, what does that phrase mean? But it was at the forefront of my mind, for a long period of time...”

“You don't stop playing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop playing. ”

“Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet?”