“The path to obesity is paved with bacon and white bread; the way to skinny is built on apples and Ezekiel.”
“The couch was wide enough for two, but I sat in it alone. Was I obese in body—or skinny in love?”
“You know how they say the path to hell is paved with good intentions? Well, maybe the path to heaven is paved with bad ones.”
“On the heights, all paths are paved with daggers.”
“Most brown bread is merely white bread with a fake tan.”
“I felt like a rich vagabond who had passed through the world paving my way with gold fairy dust, then realizing too late that the path disintegrated as soon as I passed over it.”