“من همراه شش برادرم بزرگ شدم؛ اين‌طوری بود كه رقص ياد گرفتم: در انتظار خالی شدن توالت.- باب هوپ / كمدين آمريكايی”

“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”

“Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.”

“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ”

“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”