“Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands”

“If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”

“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.”

“Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.”

“من همراه شش برادرم بزرگ شدم؛ اين‌طوری بود كه رقص ياد گرفتم: در انتظار خالی شدن توالت.- باب هوپ / كمدين آمريكايی”

“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ”