“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”

“Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.”

“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ”

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?”

“I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.”

“She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction. ”