“Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.”

“I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.”

“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ”

“A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.”

“I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.”

“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”

“I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned how to dance- waiting for the bathroom.”