“Until you've seen them, you have no conception of their courage.”

“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”

“A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ”

“If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”

“Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.”

“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?”