“People used to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now.”
“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”
“I used to wait for a sign, she said, before I did anything. Then one night I had a dream & an angel in black tights came to me & said, you can start any time now, & then I asked is this a sign? & the angel started laughing & I woke up. Now, I think the whole world is filled with signs, but if there's no laughter, I know they're not for me.”
“When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another. ”
“Only a short time ago, I learned that people laughed at me. Now I can see that unknowingly I joined them in laughing at myself. That hurts the most.”
“Creator: A comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.”